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Posted:Jun. 10, 2008 - 10 comment(s) [ Comment ] - 0 trackback(s) [ Trackback ]

Category: Fun

Ok, here is a funny story, it is suppose to be humorous. I got this from someone else so don't blame me about the graphicness (or whatever you call it.) You'll understand me when you start reading.

One time, 3 men were stuck on an island and REALLY wanted to go home. Suddenly, they saw a ship filled with pirates approaching them. The pirates asked them if they wanted to be free and if so, they had to each find a fruit and bring 3 of those kinds back to the pirates. The 3 men agreed and went off. A few minutes later, man #1 brought back 3 apples. The pirate said, "OK, now stick them your butt." (I know right just deal with it it's a story anyways.) "If you make any facial expression, I will kill you." The man was frightened, but did what he was told. First, he put in the first apple (I think I need to barf) no facial expression. He put in the second one and he started crying. The pirates then killed him and the man went up to heaven. Then, seconds later man #2 came with 3 grapes. The pirate told him the same thing he told man #1. Man #2 first put in the first grape, there was no facial expression. Then he put in the second grape, still no facial expression. Then, as he was about to put the last one in, he laughed! The pirates killed him and he went to heaven. When man #1 and man #2 met up in heaven, man #1 asked, "Why did you laugh? You just needed to put in one more grape and then you could be free!"Then man #2 answered while still laughing, "Because as I was putting the 3rd grape in, I saw man #3 coming with pineapples!"