THEME SONGS NG MAG ASAWA:  1-10 years: Araw-Araw, Gabi-Gabi 11-20 years: Saan Ka Man Naroroon 21-30 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan 31-50 years: Maala Ala Mo Kaya  51-60 years: Panginoon, Maawa ka 61-70 above: Kunin mo o Diyos 

 

LIFE'S CYCLE:  3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys 9 to 18: pataasan ng grades 19 to 25: padamihan ng syota 26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa 36 to 45: palakihan ng income 46 to 55: padamihan, pagandahan at pabataan ng kabit 56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit 71 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING! hahahaha!   ESSENCE OF SMELL IN LIFE:    Lotion for babies Cologne for the 20's Efficacent oil for the 40's Bawang and Luya for the 60's Beyond 60's..... FORMALIN NA. DIFFERENT PRAYERS OF SINGLE WOMEN:    At 15: Lord give me superMAN At 18: Lord give me a cute MAN At 20: Lord give me the best MAN At 30: Lord give me a good MAN At 40: Lord give me a MAN    At 50: Lord give me sino MAN At 60: Lord maawa ka naMAN At 70: Lord kaya ko pa naMAN